If you need some furthur encouragement, for this first week, my publisher is offering autographed bookplates and other schwag if you just email proof of a purchase with your mailing address to The Guide [email protected] I’d never driven a tow truck before, certainly not shitfaced, so I wasn’t used to the handling.Thanks for listening, thanks for ordering, and thanks for all your reviews on Amazon and Goodreads--those are also absolutely crucial to the books' further success. There were always skanks around me, anxious to trade their attention, implants, and pussy for my money, drugs, lifestyle…access to fame. So I picked out the three girls I wanted to have a foursome with. You other men here probably don’t even realize the certain, how should I put it, depravity that a very elite group of men like me have access to. “Now, of course, none of these skanks have cars, certainly not ones I’d ride in, so we have to take mine. As the tow truck sped out of the parking lot, the momentum sling shot the Porsche around behind it, taking out the valet stand.All the comedic cadences, satire, and subtle ironic humor he NAILED.Just like it sounded in my head when I wrote the book.Pre-orders are crucial for building sales momentum, so I’d love if you would pre-order one or both books before the big release date on either . Uh, sorry, if you didn’t know, my father is—” “Uhn uhn uh. Well, you’d have heard of him and you wouldn’t need IMDB, that’s for sure. What caterer was going to stop me from guzzling champagne at my father’s 50 birthday party back when I was only 11? Soon I was drinking before school and after school. The stage mothers pimping out their daughters to me, just so afterward I might possibly mention to my father over dinner, ‘You know with a family audience.’ Right, as if my family and I ever once even sat down together at the dinner table. Grand theft tow truck, I suppose.” Again Adam smirked, thinking Shawn was trying to be funny. For once, even Adam joined in, trying the hide the huge smile on his face and the ideas swirling in his head: “Thank for sharing, Rob.” Adam was slightly late in arriving to his blind date at the Thai restaurant on La Brea. So I emailed Audible and asked them what the heck I should do.
He didn’t know if that was technically “allowed,” but these didn’t exactly seem like the kind of people who followed everything to the letter of the law. She was only in her thirties but looked like she’d been around for Armstrong’s moon landing. About how she thought she even saw a critter—a louse or a crab! I don’t believe we’ve met you before, is this your first meeting…? My hopes were low, but within hours I was getting numerous auditions sent me.
Going on and on about the time he chugged so much red wine he fell asleep in the audience during his daughter’s ballet recital. Wanting to make him an invested partner--and not wanting to spend any of my own money--I chose the latter.
This would also mean I gave all sales rights exclusively to Amazon, ACX, Audible, and i Tunes for the next 7 years.
The Guide for a Single Man and The Guide for a Single Woman are finally here and available for your consumption.
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